Tiny Dick Fatty!!

5 Facts about Me

1.  I am socially awkward

2.  I have almost a hundred nutcrackers and just as many hats

3.  I love anything history

4.  I live in a small town

5.  I love being naked and flashing people

Anonymous said: When you aren't hard can you pull your remaining foreskin down over the head?

honestly?!  sometimes, when its not hard it shrivels up almost completely into my fat body! lol  which is to say, yes, but sometimes it does that all on its own! lol

b4dam0ney:

moan-my-name-louder:

wavy-crockett:

krinackk:

schoolboytroy:

I scrolled down then back up just to make sure what i was looking at lol

I’m confused plz help

I scrolled up and down too lmfao

Wot

I did the same thing just to make sure I wasn’t seeing shit

In a perfect world! lol

b4dam0ney:

moan-my-name-louder:

wavy-crockett:

krinackk:

schoolboytroy:

I scrolled down then back up just to make sure what i was looking at lol

I’m confused plz help

I scrolled up and down too lmfao

Wot

I did the same thing just to make sure I wasn’t seeing shit

In a perfect world! lol

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Anonymous said: Oh my god you streaked? That sounds really fun lol it's on my bucketlist now xD

glad I could inspire you!

people laughing at me on Omegle!

Rest in Peace, Robin Williams.
July 21st, 1951 - August 11th, 2014

Thank you for bringing joy into my childhood and life with your voice and acting. Thank you for your contagious jokes, your wacky impersonations, and amazing acting. Thank you for making my childhood experience better, and thank you for bringing joy to those even though you battled with your own joy. If only you could have known how much you’ve impacted people. Your life work will live on, and you will never be forgotten. I know I won’t forget you. Thank you for helping me whenever I felt sad and having a film for every mood. Gone, but never forgotten.

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thattinydickedfatguy said: How are you tonight?

good, you?

Anonymous said: Are you cut or uncut?

cut, about 3.5 hard inches 5’9” 270 lbs.

Yolo?!

I don’t get it!  Yolo?!  You Only Live Once……YOLO   also known as- Carpe Diem for idiots!!!

thattinydickedfatguy said: Love your pics.

why thank you!